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As I sit here I'm so hungry. Now, I don't know if I'm legitimately hungry.. but I feel like I am. So.. we'll go with that. I want a FAT pizza. With melty, gooey cheese. With pepperoni. Oh yeah, extra gooey cheese. As a side, I'd enjoy fries. Add cheese to them too. For dessert? uh... I'll take an extra cheese and pepperoni calzone with garlic butter to dip.
I want chips, ice cream, chocolate, nachos doused in cheese and POP all covered in sprinkles. I want a nice cold Coke to wash everything down.
I want greasy fried chicken, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese. Throw some green beans in if I have to have something healthy.... but they better taste like bacon.
I want a bacon sandwich. Nothing but cheese, bacon, extra cheese and a bun.
I want to lay on my ass this weekend and sleep. I do not want to exert any energy. EXCEPT the energy it will take to get off my butt and walk to the car to the nearest Arby's drive through. I want a FAT Beef N'Cheddar. Add extra cheese. I want curly fries dipped in massive amounts of warm cheese. I'll take a turnover too. Apples are healthy right?? Make my turnover an apple...with gooey, sugary cinnamon flavor.
I want Taco Bell. I want a cheese filled quesadilla. I want 5 orders of nachos with sour cream. I want some of those fried apple twisty things with cinnamon sprinkled all over them. I want 3 soft tacos with 3 hard tacos on the side.
If anyone around the Cincinnati area hears of, or sees a crazy woman pacing the streets out of desperation it may just be me. I may be found screaming from roof tops that I. WANT. FOOD. FATTENING. UNHEALTHY. GREASY. FOOD. Please, if you see me do not worry. Do not call the police. There is nothing they will be able to do. I'm a dieting woman on the edge of sanity. It will not be pretty, if I do get up to go out and attack the fast food, if a police officer were to get in my way.
I think I'm losing my mind. I think about food 24/7.
I go to bed hungry.
I wake up hungry.
I dream of food.
I should probably go grab the yogurt in the fridge....
Yogurt = gross
ReplyDeleteOh and I hate you for making me hungry.
I love you for your honesty.
You crack me up :)
THE END
I don't diet. Anything that spells out DIE in the beginning does not sound appealing to me. I am trying to make better decisions. But I bought a cheese cake from the cheese cake factory. So I think I may have to make the decision to eat that. I wonder how many calories is in it?
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