July 6, 2010

ABC you've screwed me for the last time!

Be advised: There may be some spoilers in this post!

So, everyone knows my love for the TV show Happy Town. I finally accepted the fact that it was canceled. I held out hope that the last couple episodes would reveal the answers to so many questions.

  • Who is the Magic Man?
  • Where are the bodies?
  • Are they still alive?
  • What is the connection with Henley and the hammer?
  • Who the hell is Chloe?
  • Who is Merritt Grieves, REALLY??

The previews for the last show, 3 weeks ago, said that the show would return in 2 weeks. That was last Wednesday, and no Happy Town. I went to trusty Google. Searched and found that the final two episodes were only going to air ONLINE!!!! W.T.F!?

Okay, okay...after screaming and stomping I ACCEPT again, that if I want to see the outcome I will have to watch them online. No biggie. I watch the first one and nothing new is revealed. I'm still left with so many questions. After watching, what I guess is supposed to be considered the finale, NONE of those questions were answered. A half assed attempt to show the Magic Man. But WHAT? Now I have more questions.

  • Is Alice really the Magic Man?? Why?!
  • Where are the bodies? victims? PEOPLE?
  • Why is Mrs. Haplin so CREEPY? Does Tommy ever find out what really happened?
  • Why does Andrew have to stay in Haplin after seeing that creepy movie?
  • What happens to Henley?
  • Why does she have the Magic Man symbol tattooed?

In a dream world the show would be picked up by another network. CBS, FOX, even a cable network.. C'MON!!!

To add salt to the wound, stupid ABC advertises their "NEW SUMMER SEASON" during the online "airings" of the final 2 Happy Town episodes. If I wasn't such a sucker for a good belly laugh, I'd give up ABC all together. But I can't. Modern Family & Wipeout suck me back in every time.

I'm weak!

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